10 Signs you should limit your hours on World of Warcraft.

1. Your Woman Warrior character has more muscle definition than you do.
2. Your 10 year old sister has more muscle definition than you do.
3. Your Irish Albino friend is darker than you.
4. You unwittingly built a fortress around yourself made from pizza boxes.
5. You missed your graduation because you got really wrapped up in a game... right before midterms... junior year.
6. You don't recognize your friends because they look nothing like their avatars.
7. You even enjoy the parts of the game where you run for 15 minutes straight.
8. You space out during the Sunday sermon because the pastor isn't a level 70 Mage.
9. You don't want to ask out any of the girls at youth group because they aren't as pretty as the girls of WoW.
10. You know what I'm talking about when I say "Leroy Jenkins."