Top 5 Break Ups of 2009

Here are, in no particular order, the Top 5 Break-ups of 2009

Tony Romo and Clutch Performance
-After years of flirtation, Romo and Clutch decided to see if they could make a real deep connection. After many months of rocky relations, the two officially called it quits. Spokespeople for Romo say it was an amicable split, which means he was dumped.

Kanye West and Shame
-West's life has been marked by change recently. His earlier relationship with Genius fizzled and he fired his manager Sanity, so it was no surprise when West finally left behind his estranged companion Shame, erasing any memory of her from his life.

Miley Cyrus and Modesty
-While no one was surprised by this split, many believed that Miley's dad Billy Ray would have convinced his daughter to keep the relationship together a little longer. Turns out that daddy had less to do with the two of the match up than parent corporation Disney. Sources say that Miley has her eye on a new boy, Burnout, last seen on the town with Britney Spears.

Mel Gibson and the Christian Right
-One of Hollywood's greatest modern-day love affairs, the Catholic Gibson wooed an unlikely love-interest in the Evangelical Christian Right with his movie "The Passion of the Christ." But after a lapse into alcohol abuse, accusations of anti-Simetic slurs, and leaving his family, the Christian Right has announced that the two are separated.


Robert Pattinson and Personal Hygeine
-One of Hollywoods most desirable hotties, Pattinson may have been lured away by the bright lights of stardome. While he denies that the two have separated, those close to him say that he has recently been ignoring his child, Shampoo.